When last we left Anna, she was trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Anna would bash and bash and bash on BB. Always someone who'd been bashed to death here in various ways. Some funny, some not. But Anna Kate couldn't master the *funny.* She couldn't even master basic vocabulary words. The only truly funny thing about Anna is the way she consistently uses words incorrectly if they have more than one syllable.
And as happens on BB, some of the posters are fairly sharp. And noticed the similarities in Anna Kate's posting style. Back then, we just knew her as RedRoses. No one knew or remembered Anna Kate's older names.
One of Anna Kate's trolls was Sally33. She invented a whole scenario where she had a "meth addict son" who had a "cornfed" girlfriend. She used these descriptives a lot. It was a VERY lame troll and became MUA legend.
Word spread through the boards and the fashion, frag and makeup boards alike joined in mocking Anna Kate. - Anna Kate became angry and vowed vengeance on all. BB started mocking her when she appeared there. (Still not using her name Anna Kate, but *DeadRoses*) Anna Kate was frustrated!
Anna Kate is not very bright but was overpraised at some point in her life, so she thinks anyone brighter than she is must all be the same person - even when posts were made simultaneously. Anna Kate would flood the boards, furious at the mockery she received from what she was convinced was *only one person.* She was banned from BB.
Anna Kate had long been posting bitterly on MUA about how she was deleted so often from MUA and couldn't understand why. (Anna Kate doesn't understand much of anything) NOW she had been banned from BB and complained bitterly on MUA about having been banned for flooding a bash board.
Stay tuned for the next installment of the Ballad of Anna Kate.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
The Ballad of Anna Kate
Ah, another newbie. Huh. Well, sit on my lap, and I'll tell you about Anna Kate of the many names.
Once there was a very sad troll who couldn't get attention. She was outcast from all the other trolls. More than anything in the world, she wanted attention.
She was a very stupid troll. And she was regularly deleted without a fuss. - She was the laughingstock of the cafe. So she came back again and again and again. It became clear that what she wanted most in all the land was to find a friend in the other trolls. She started hanging out on the frag board, the skin care board, the mu board as well as the cafe.
She found BB and decided this was her home. When Tits McGee was bashed, she trolled that fashion board with a vengeance! The problem was, as annoying as her targets were, Anna Kate was always obvious and deleted instantly.
Anna Kate's posting style is lame and adolescent. And she can't decide if she wants to fit in on MUA or hate them all and bash the ones who shunned her most on BB. So she sometimes tries to fit in on MUA. With disastrous results.
The one she hates most in all the land is MewsinProgress. Mews is a lady who won't play with Anna Kate. Too *good* for the Bash Board. Uppity cunt. Well that, and the fact that she can't see the damned board. The color combination of black background with light fonts is difficult enough to read if you have perfect vision. Add to this that MUA links have been posted in the past leading to Mews discussing her poor vision in general, getting worse as she gets older, and that she couldn't read various things in that color combination -- couldn't read a wedding invitation someone asked opinions on because it was white on black or something along those lines (link no longer available) and that Google "hurt her eyeballs" on the day they used the same color combo as on BB (http://www.makeupalley.com/m_74724429). Well, do the math.
Anna tried trolling her and Mews made an ass of her. She tried pming her and was blocked. Tried bashing her on BB and found a few kindred trolls but found she was also defended there. To Anna, this meant MEWS WAS THERE. She couldn't imagine why anyone would defend anyone else and convinced herself it never happened and that Mews was just very very clever. Anna Kate decided this was her way to be a cool kid!
So Anna tried to make posts about her on MUA when she wasn't there, and was SHOCKED to find all the people she thought *hated* Mews jumped to her defense! It turned out they didn't hate Mews at all! Some even liked her! Most didn't give a shit and didn't even like BB! Anna was humiliated. It was a joy to be a lurker then. So Anna started bashing others on BB. Problem was, her style never changed. She bashed the middle aged because she figured she'd get friends her own age that way.
Stay tuned for the next installment.
Once there was a very sad troll who couldn't get attention. She was outcast from all the other trolls. More than anything in the world, she wanted attention.
She was a very stupid troll. And she was regularly deleted without a fuss. - She was the laughingstock of the cafe. So she came back again and again and again. It became clear that what she wanted most in all the land was to find a friend in the other trolls. She started hanging out on the frag board, the skin care board, the mu board as well as the cafe.
She found BB and decided this was her home. When Tits McGee was bashed, she trolled that fashion board with a vengeance! The problem was, as annoying as her targets were, Anna Kate was always obvious and deleted instantly.
Anna Kate's posting style is lame and adolescent. And she can't decide if she wants to fit in on MUA or hate them all and bash the ones who shunned her most on BB. So she sometimes tries to fit in on MUA. With disastrous results.
The one she hates most in all the land is MewsinProgress. Mews is a lady who won't play with Anna Kate. Too *good* for the Bash Board. Uppity cunt. Well that, and the fact that she can't see the damned board. The color combination of black background with light fonts is difficult enough to read if you have perfect vision. Add to this that MUA links have been posted in the past leading to Mews discussing her poor vision in general, getting worse as she gets older, and that she couldn't read various things in that color combination -- couldn't read a wedding invitation someone asked opinions on because it was white on black or something along those lines (link no longer available) and that Google "hurt her eyeballs" on the day they used the same color combo as on BB (http://www.makeupalley.com/m_74724429). Well, do the math.
Anna tried trolling her and Mews made an ass of her. She tried pming her and was blocked. Tried bashing her on BB and found a few kindred trolls but found she was also defended there. To Anna, this meant MEWS WAS THERE. She couldn't imagine why anyone would defend anyone else and convinced herself it never happened and that Mews was just very very clever. Anna Kate decided this was her way to be a cool kid!
So Anna tried to make posts about her on MUA when she wasn't there, and was SHOCKED to find all the people she thought *hated* Mews jumped to her defense! It turned out they didn't hate Mews at all! Some even liked her! Most didn't give a shit and didn't even like BB! Anna was humiliated. It was a joy to be a lurker then. So Anna started bashing others on BB. Problem was, her style never changed. She bashed the middle aged because she figured she'd get friends her own age that way.
Stay tuned for the next installment.
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